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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, April 2, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
What Do You Get The Man Who Has Everything?
What do you give the man who has everything? You let him shoot you in the face and then apologize on television for inconveniencing him.
(I need to look that up. Did that happen on or around Dick's birthday? Interesting theory. Christ, I'm clever.)
I know, it's old news, but fuck, some things just never stop being funny.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Politically Motivated Swift Action & My Favorite Muppet Made Out Of Meat
Rush Limbaugh has said that President Obama's quick response to the tragedy in Haiti is politically motivated.
To be fair, Limbaugh's ideal President is one who lets people drown and starve and fester and die of thirst for days and days before sending any help at all, so he's not really used to efficiency.
Rush, you are clearly the product of the sloppy seconds of a man with down syndrome sneaking into the window and having a good 'yee-haw' with your sleeping mom while your dad went out for a post-coital Slurpee.
Did they have 7-11s back then?
Anyway, Rush, I know you'll want to point out how the left pretends to be all sensitive and tolerant and here I am making light of the mentally challenged.
I also know that pretending to be indignant is your favorite thing in the world. So consider that my gift to you.
Your mother sucks cocks in hell,
Joshua Lucht
P.S. If I haven't already banned you from the BatCave, consider yourself out of the club. We don't want you playing our afterlife reindeer games.
To be fair, Limbaugh's ideal President is one who lets people drown and starve and fester and die of thirst for days and days before sending any help at all, so he's not really used to efficiency.Rush, you are clearly the product of the sloppy seconds of a man with down syndrome sneaking into the window and having a good 'yee-haw' with your sleeping mom while your dad went out for a post-coital Slurpee.
Did they have 7-11s back then?
Anyway, Rush, I know you'll want to point out how the left pretends to be all sensitive and tolerant and here I am making light of the mentally challenged.
I also know that pretending to be indignant is your favorite thing in the world. So consider that my gift to you.
Your mother sucks cocks in hell,
Joshua Lucht
P.S. If I haven't already banned you from the BatCave, consider yourself out of the club. We don't want you playing our afterlife reindeer games.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
You Can Still Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Making Love
Don't let the neighbors stop you from havin' fun.
They'll have peace and quiet when you're good and done.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Making Love
You can't put your finger there!
Put your finger there!
Put your finger there!By the way, I'm listening to
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