I just found out that Gore Verbinski will be directing the film version of Bioshock. This is horrible news.
How is it that they can't hire good directors for beloved books, plays, musicals, video games etc.
So when I am elected God, Verbinski will be joining Chris Columbus and Joel Schumacher on the list of filmmakers who will be sentenced to twenty years hard sodomizing without the possibility of parole or lube for the crime of ruining beloved works like Harry Potter, Phantom and now Bioshock.
(Dude, your lair is in a basement. Where the Christ did you get a horse and a gondola?)
Now all of you, stop ruining shit I like.